Leap Day, the thing that gets shoehorned
into the calendar to keep things on the cosmic up-and-up, is
here to remind the world to
hold its horses.
It's
not March yet. Not until midnight.
Like the Olympic Games and the
presidential mud brawl, Leap Day happens once every four
years, whether people want it to or not.
Actually, there's little to say about Leap Day that wasn't
said precisely four years ago. Also eight, 12 and 16 years
ago.
The idea behind leap days is to prevent
the 365-day calendar from running too far ahead of the time it
takes the Earth to circle the sun,
which is 365. 2422 days. Without leap days, Christmas would
eventually fall during summer. The Giants might even win the
World Series.
For those keeping track, today happens
to be the first Leap Day of the millennium, because Leap Day
2000 was technically the last
Leap Day of the last millennium.
Four years ago, there was a lot of Leap
Day fuss because of the rule that says century years -- those
that end in "00" -- do not have
leap days. Except that those century years divisible by 400 --
such as 2000 -- do have leap days.
But this year is just an ordinary leap
year, with an ordinary Leap Day.
The Tiffany and Co. jewelry stores took
out a big ad to remind people that Leap Day is the "one
day when girls can pop the question.''
Tiffany would also like to remind people that it has
engagement rings for $1.3 million, a sum than can make boys
pop the answer of "no.''
The Goodyear tire people are giving away
free rides on their blimps to people born on Leap Day. There
is a catch. The blimp is in Akron,
Ohio. Leap Day people must pay their own way to get to Akron
and, even more important, must pay their own way to leave
Akron.
For their part, the blimp people are
taking no chances with fake leap babies.
"You
must prove your birthday is Feb. 29 by driver's license,
passport or birth certificate, and the documentation must be
an original, not a copy,'' say the official blimp rules.
The
Honor Society of Leap Day Babies is all excited. Every
four years it reminds people that many famous people were born
on Leap Day
such as Hermann Hirschboch, Alfred Sendrey and Alan
Richardson. Those gentlemen were all composers, and if no one
has heard of
hem, the society people say it's not their fault.
Bandleader Tommy Dorsey's brother,
Jimmy,
was a
Leap Day baby. Astronaut Jack Lousma (who almost got to fly to
the moon but had
to settle for Skylab) was a Leap Day baby Democratic Rep. Bart
Stupak of Michigan (who was named this year's "friend of
the paper
industry'') was a Leap Day baby.
Pope Paul II was a Leap Day baby. Today
he is known as the last Renaissance pope, although not while
he was alive, because nobody
knew that the Renaissance was ending.
The
society is asking leap babies on which day -- Feb. 28
or March 1 --
they
celebrate their birthdays during non-leap years. This is a
sore point for many leap babies, who say they get deprived of
more gifts than Christmas Day babies.
Some leap babies celebrate Feb. 28,
because February is their birth month. Other leap babies
celebrate March 1 because March 1 is
the 60th day of the year during non-leap years and Feb. 29 is
the 60th day of the year during leap years.
Leap babies like to argue about these
things on leap-baby Web sites. The Feb. 28 celebrators call
themselves "strict Februarians.''
Occasionally, leap babies have been known to lose their
tempers on the subject.
The
Honor Society for Leap Day Babies is trying to get "Leap
Year Day'' officially designated on the calendar.
"If
Groundhog Day is on
the calendar, why not Leap Year Day?'' says the society, not
without reason.
People have a 1 in 1,461 chance of being
a leap baby, so leap babies are not particularly rare. But
Elan Schmitt of San Francisco and
her identical twin, Desiree -- who were born on Leap Day 1980
-- are a little more rare. They have been sending out
announcements to
remind people how rare they are.
"I think it's a cosmic thing that
happened to us,'' said Elan, who called her sister on her cell
phone to talk about it. Desiree said she
knew it was Elan calling before she even picked up the phone
-- although she confessed that it had less to do with
twin-sister psychic
bonding than with caller ID.
"Yes,''
agreed Desiree. "The spaceship's going to be coming for
us soon.''
One outfit that takes its leap days
seriously is the National Weather Service, which maintains
Leap Day records. The warmest Leap Day
ever in San Francisco was in 1992, when it was 71 degrees. The
coldest San Francisco Leap Day was in 1888, when it was 42
degrees.
The wettest was in 1976, when it rained 1.34 inches.
None of those marks is particularly
remarkable, said forecaster Ryan Walbrun, because there are
only one-fourth as many Feb. 29ths as
any other day.
"You are not going to see as many
extremes, statistically,'' said Walbrun, who added that he and
his fellow forecasters spent many long
hours last week debugging the weather service computer so Feb.
29 "would have the right records and climatology.''
He also said that the weather "has
no way of knowing" that it's Feb. 29 instead of March 1.
For those who plan to be around in the
year 4000, one final fact is worth pointing out. That year,
and its multiples -- 8000, 12000, etc. --
will not be leap years, as there is an exception to the
every-fourth-century exception. There are no exceptions to
that exception, at least
not yet.